Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age

We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

sandbox proposal by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

Proposal Boner by italion donkey October 2, 2010

the proposal 

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

the proposal by greenspan November 29, 2012

Modest Proposal 

/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man

A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.

Modest Proposal by pete mac May 6, 2007

Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

Poop proposal by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

a modest proposal 

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."

Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."

a modest proposal by ShaneWood January 13, 2012