19 definitions by ShaneWood
Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
by ShaneWood January 8, 2012
Slang for an intravenous shot of meth or any other similar uppers like dexedrine, ephedrine, or benzedrine.
David- "Hey whats goin on Jesus?
Jesus- "I'm about to do a big fat butterball then watch porn for five hours."
Jesus- "I'm about to do a big fat butterball then watch porn for five hours."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."
Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."
John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.
Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"
Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."
Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
by ShaneWood July 27, 2012