proeism 

the belief that proe is a real word

blasphemous wretch: proe isnt a real word
proeist: yes it is
blasphemous pig: proeism is a sin

proeism by Intestinal prolapse April 16, 2009

Protismutt 

1: The thin layer between the hardened crust of an egg and its egg white.
2: A super thin layer of the skin below the ectoderm.
3: A vulgar term describing a dog of small character.

"Aw, man, get rid of that protismutt! It's fucking disgusting!"

Protismutt by SomalianMan December 8, 2018

Poeism 

The religion is which Edgar Allen Poe is the true Jesus Christ. Jane Austen is God and blesses all people who read her novels. The sub-unit of Poeism is Poe-ianity which proves the supremacy of Poeism. The Holy Spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson, in all of his glory. Poeism is currently expanding its reach worldwide. In Poeism, there are sessions where all members meet and give their opinions on indoctrinating people into the religion.

Poeism is the only valid religion.

Poeism by pasta is god November 16, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008