18 definitions by boomer2

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a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself
i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes
by boomer2 July 28, 2003

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to lick somebodys asshole
i like it when the mailman gives me a rim job
by boomer2 July 28, 2003

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to play with yourself
i like to masturbate at the movie theater
by boomer2 July 28, 2003

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an ass inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
by boomer2 July 28, 2003

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a penis ,dick, or cock
my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake
by boomer2 July 28, 2003

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when a man bends over and his butt crack hangs out
look at dad he has plumbers butt
by boomer2 July 28, 2003

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To stick your fingers in a vagina, finger a girl
I gave her finger pie
by boomer2 October 17, 2003

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