procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.

I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

procrastiplanting by Old Dog Zero One March 23, 2022

procrasticleaning 

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."

I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.

procrasticleaning by jspot January 5, 2009

Procrastipation 

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.

Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.

Procrastipation by Burgerboy March 6, 2007

Procrastipancaking 

The art of procrastinating by pancaking, ie. eating, making, appreciating or simply just thinking about pancakes. Some would say an evening can easily be wasted by procrastipancaking, but I disagreee. Procrastipancaking is a wonderful and tasty way to spend an evening.

I didn't get my work done last night, I was too busy procrastipancaking.

Procrastipancaking by #thisisnttwitter February 10, 2015

procrasticlean 

To clean and/or organize as a coping method (procrastination) to doing work.

Cris: Did you finish that paper?
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!

procrasticlean by recalcitrantid March 27, 2009

Procrastipartner 

A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.

Dude, I didn't get any studying done. Damn procrastipartner.

Procrastipartner by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

procrastilink 

when you stray from a web page you were doing research on by clicking an online ad, or other hyperlinked word until you are totally off topic, and wasting time.

Joe: I was researching Canada and then I clicked on beaver and then before you know it I wasted so much time looking at other stuff besides Canada!

Jorge: What a procrastilink, god!

procrastilink by France1224 May 27, 2008