procrastiwanking
procrastiwanking by DNC601 May 28, 2013
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procrastiwanking
The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.
'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'
procrastiwanking by procrasturbator June 5, 2016
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the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"
"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
procrastibaking by Gertie002 March 27, 2010
Procrastifaking
When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?
Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
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