A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
When you are doing an Assignment or studying with a someone else but end up helping each other to procrastinate.
guy: "come help me study tonight yer?"
girl: "yer sure"
-six hours later-
girl: "funniest thing to show you on youtube, you can watch yours after!"
-next day-
guy: "your nothing but a Procrastipartner"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.