procrastibation

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut October 24, 2008

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

by ricemond December 4, 2003

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight May 15, 2011

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by uffda.doncha.know February 23, 2010

having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"

by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 April 5, 2014

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

by Rice Farmer March 18, 2005