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Procrastimaster 

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.
Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.
Procrastimaster by eatashit August 1, 2015

Procrastimasturbation 

I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.

I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.

procrastimasturbating 

Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.
"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"

Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen
I felt so procastimated in the art competition
Procastimate by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026