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Procrastimaster 

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.
Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.
Procrastimaster by eatashit August 1, 2015

Procrastimasturbation 

I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.

I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.

procrastimasturbating 

Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.
"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"

Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen
I felt so procastimated in the art competition
Procastimate by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026