procastimaster 

A specialist or master at putting off for tomorrow what can be done today!!!

This guy keeps telling me "I'll do it tomorrow." What a "procastimaster"

procastimaster by Chris Trask May 1, 2007

Procrastimaster 

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.

Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.

Procrastimaster by eatashit August 1, 2015

Procrastimasturbation 

To procrastinate by masturbating.

I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.

I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.

Procrastimasturbation by Justanipslip October 9, 2016

procrastimasturbating 

Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.

"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"

procrastimasturbating by Tictactoes August 16, 2017

Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen

I felt so procastimated in the art competition

Procastimate by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025