procastimaster

A specialist or master at putting off for tomorrow what can be done today!!!

This guy keeps telling me "I'll do it tomorrow." What a "procastimaster"

procastimaster by Chris Trask May 1, 2007

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Procrastimaster

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.

Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.

Procrastimaster by eatashit August 1, 2015

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Procrastimasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating.

I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.

I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.

Procrastimasturbation by Justanipslip October 9, 2016

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procrastimasturbating

Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.

"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"

procrastimasturbating by Tictactoes August 16, 2017

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Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen

I felt so procastimated in the art competition

Procastimate by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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