Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'