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play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.
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big money prizes 

Prizes that are big money
I flipped a jack up when I dealt for euchre... big money prizes.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

cash and prizes 

(Ka-ASH-and-PRY-zes) - your junk, your privates, your twig and berries, ouch
She kneed me right in the cash and prizes and took me to the ground
cash and prizes by CWood December 1, 2003

Cash and Prizes 

The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).

A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
Paul anguished over his divorce, but Heather got Cash and Prizes!
Cash and Prizes by goodwin88 February 10, 2017

cash'n prizes 

"check out that bitche's cash'n prizes"
cash'n prizes by Kristine Stobert December 20, 2007

cash and prizes 

penis and testicles; dick and balls; a man's genitalia
He was walking up too close behind me, so I turned around and kicked him square in the cash and prizes.
cash and prizes by tosha5252 October 30, 2007