scarf of sexual preferance

the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.

After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Ron: 'Bi-curious'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'

scarf of sexual preferance by It's a robot November 26, 2010

Sexual Preferance

1) definition meaning when a man is chosen above all other men to rule supreme as the sex king. All women want his penis inside of them. 2) prefers sex more than anything in life.

The Sexual Preferance is comming into town to visit Maggie, Marcy, Joan, Jill, Phillis, Qwanifa, Jowanda, Jorg, Kathy, Karen, and Queen Eliziabeth.

Sexual Preferance by thesatisfyer April 3, 2009

less than preferable 

to be used in a ironic sense when something really bad happens, or to be used as a comically verbose way of saying not very good.

preferable can also be substituted for other words in order to better fit the situation, such as "cool", "awesome",

"heterosexual", "believable", "attractive", "exciting",

"subtle"

"damn it, all my coursework was on that computer, this is less than preferable"

"i swear, that is not mine"
"that's less than believable"

"wow that three hour lecture on the composition of soil was less than exciting"

"really, you're wearing a pink tank top and hotpants? well that is less than heterosexual"

"mate, wtf, you're fucking my mum?!"
"yeah, i guess that for you this arrangement is less than preferable"

"oh shit my blood tests are back and they're not good"
"well, that's less than preferable"

tv-"every day millions of people die of starvation"
"well, that is less than preferable"

less than preferable by pigaloo October 31, 2009

preformance 

what you write if you can't spell

hi i'm 98gt and today i'm gonna revoew this ricer's pREFORMANCE

preformance by _eurie July 1, 2018

The Scarf of Sexual Preference 

A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.

The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

The Scarf of Sexual Preference by faded007 December 21, 2010

Cross-Preferencing 

The act of suggesting quasi-related media to a prospective online buyer, based on the products already viewed or held in their shopping cart

Admiring friend: "How'd you hear about Apples in Stereo?"
You: "Actually, Amazon was cross-preferencing them with I'm From Barcelona."

Cross-Preferencing by staticandbanal August 14, 2009

scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.

A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."

scarf of sexual preference by Rocketship Potter January 22, 2014