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1.
A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
by faded007 December 21, 2010