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mustard pre-cum 

The clear liquid that dribbles out before the mustard when you squeeze the bottle. This usually happens when the mustard sits for a long period of time.
Gross, I just got mustard pre-cum on my sandwich.

Ketchup pre-cum 

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.
Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.
Ketchup pre-cum by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013

Pre-cum Dumb 

The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.
Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
Pre-cum Dumb by CitywideNut February 24, 2021

Ketchup pre-cum 

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum
I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

pre cum dripple 

that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion
don't worry about that baby, that moisture is just a little pre cum dripple.
pre cum dripple by mydasx January 7, 2006
The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant
She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum
Pre cum by James March 10, 2003