| 1. | Christian Celebrity | ||
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A Christian who over exaggerates pre-Christian experiences (IE: Drug use) in front of other believers to make it seem like they are a much better person now. For instance saying that you were a drug addict when you smoked weed once to make other believers think you are cool, because you overcame so much. Yeah, he never even drank. He's just trying to be a Christian celebrity.
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| 2. | Pulling a Christian | ||
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The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds. Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian. Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him. |
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| 3. | Florida Christian School (FCS) | ||
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PART 5
The classes at the school have no variety. For example, there is a maximum of 4 electives. Band-many people take but you must buy or rent an instrument. Choir- a fun class, many people take and just mouth words, the only bad thing is the mandatory appearances you must make to sing at these ridiculous festivals that the school holds. Art- you basically have to be good at it to pass. Home Economics- Alright class, basically the only easy class you can take to get an easy A in, you can fail all test and quizes and yet pass. What I find to be the funniest is that students in 9th and 10th grade take Pre-AP, my friends in public schools were taking full AP classes. Florida Christian says they hold academic pretige and advancements, well when I started my junior year in public school I was a lost puppy, I felt stupid compared to everyone else. Students at the school were usually arrogant and pompous about their academics, telling the world they were much smarter than public school students, when in reality the public school students knew much more. But I have to say, I am thrilled I left the FCS for public school, I've learned so much in 1 year than in 2-3 years at Florida Christian. continued in part 6.... Florida Christian School (FCS) is not a good school in my opinion.
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| 4. | Pagan | ||
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Put basically, any religion with more than one god, otherwise known as polytheism. Usually nature based, but not necessarily in a hippy "flower power" way. The term Pagan is usually applied to the old European pre-Christian religions of the Greeks/Romans, the Germanic tribes (such as the Vikings, Saxons and Danes etc) and the Celtic tribes. Wicca is a more modern blend of Paganism, that includes elements of all the above religions. Pagans can be found in all walks of life, from the Hippies through to Neo-Nazi groups and all in between. This goes to show that there are many forms and beliefs within Paganism.
Anton LaVey's form of Satanism includes many elements of paganism, almost an anti-Wicca. Alot of Pagans attempt to hide their religion from their peers as pagans have been persecuted since the early days of Christianity, and as such some tend to have anti-Christian views. That said, if they are known pagans, most pagans will quite gladly give time to help out people starting out on the pagan path and will talk to non-pagans about their views and beliefs. Christmas and other Christian holidays are Pagan rip-offs
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| 5. | Heathen | ||
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Oft times used as an insult by Christians against people who don’t worship their god. They tend to confuse Atheism, Paganism and Heathenism. Atheism is of course a lack of belief in any gods. Paganism is an umbrella term for many polytheistic non-Abrahamic religions. Whereas a heathen is one who practices the pre-Christian religion of the ancient Germanic people. They worship the Germanic and Norse gods and goddess’.
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Heathens are hard polytheists, meaning they believe each god and goddess is a real and distinct individual not an aspect or archetype of a greater being. Besides the major gods spoken of in the lore, there are also local gods, ancestral spirits, and various sorts of wights. To a heathen reading and understanding one’s heritage is very important, this is why there is such a heavy emphasis placed on reading the sagas. Heathens take their religion very seriously. Heathens have a very complex idea of the soul and of the afterlife (even though not much emphasis is placed on the here after as is in Christianity). In Norse Mythology humans were created from living and organic matter, not dead earth. The soul is made up of many parts, some that are passed down through the generations, all of which come together in a certain place and time to form a unique person. Some parts of the soul pre-exist this life, some parts continue to live on, and some perish upon death. There are nine worlds in Norse Mythology, Midgard which is Earth, Asgard which is were the Aesi... |
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| 6. | St. Petersburg Christian School | ||
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A nice school, for perfect robotic children whith no life. The perfect placement for losers and other such, no lifed nerds.
The contiuned plethera of posers that come to the school is progressingly getting worse. From the "pre-scences" to the wannabe "gangsta gnagstas". The school founded in 1971, is filled with posers and lame children. Only a few cool people have remained, some in the 8th grade and others in 7th and 6th. The school has small facilities, and limited supplies and funds. It has retarded PMSing teachers who snap and anyone and everyone. It has unneeded dress code rules. And unnessecary rules in general. there is one teacher who teaches spanish who is completly retarded, she doesnt even speak english. She snaps at anyone. She doesnt even know the rules. and yet the school continues to play her and let her teach the students. This school is the worst school, worse than Shorecrest worse than Indian Rocks, and yes worse than Riveria! uh, no one cool goes to st. pete christain.
SPGCS=st. pete gay christian school aka St. Petersburg Christian School |
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| 7. | Pre Theological | ||
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Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.
The stage before post theological. Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.
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