Practica Musica 

An evil computer program made by satin that attempts to teach musically gifted students (who may or may not have any interest in becoming a musician) music theory. With exercises ranging from cord progression to speed intervals, one will be left exasperated. When you get one answer correct you get one point, but when you answer one of the questions incorrectly you lose everything... including your self esteem. Those who passed an exercise either cheated off a friend or had weeties for breakfast. Those who pass the entire course are complete losers and deserve to be shunned from society.

Side effects include: hurty headaches, frustration, humiliation, an obscure feeling of wanting to kick babies

Music student A: Hey wanna work on practica musica during a free period?
Music student B: go fuck yourself

Practica Musica by Theefinisher February 11, 2010

A PRACTICA FELATIA 

a avea vocea groasă, a cânta la flautul cu gușă / cu taragot, a fi guraliv(ă), a o lua în gură, a o lua la clarinet / la muie, a lua porcul la trântă, a o lua sus, a pupa înalt, a râde ca muta la înghețată, a sta la etaj, a o suge, a suge nasul la morți, a suge pixu’, a trage o clanță, a trece la ciocofon.

a practica felatia:
Baiatul : Sugi pixul!
Fata : Bine!

A PRACTICA FELATIA by mitza224 May 28, 2015

practice banana 

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.

What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.

practice banana by Psylicide December 9, 2008

Practice what you preach

Follow your own damn advice!

When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"

Practice what you preach by Hbmom0106 July 6, 2016

practical problems 

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

practical problems by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

Practicap-Moment 

A Practicap moment, or pulling a Practicap, is defined as the action where Practicap sucks doopy for cat pics.

Practicap: "I love you doopy"
"this is such a practicap-moment"

Practicap-Moment by yabujin June 13, 2021

CHOIR PRACTICE 

Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)

"Meet you after work, choir practice tonight"

CHOIR PRACTICE by Jim L (NFPD, RETIRED) September 16, 2007