ppatched

the act of placing the vagina lips onto the forehead of another individual. The female version of "Tbagged".

Frankie passed out early one night so Samantha ppatched him. Frankie woke up the next day with dried "lip" stains on his forehead.

ppatched by Robmo February 22, 2009

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Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

Patched by Dervint October 23, 2015

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To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

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Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

Patched by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020

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Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

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When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

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The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

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