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Powerlifter Shit 

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.
Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.
Powerlifter Shit by Shmunky June 21, 2023
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powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.

Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.

Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.

Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.
Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.
powerlifter by hbn7890 November 18, 2009

powerlifting 

the sport of dinosaurs. lifting the most weight in the bench press, squat and deadlift is the name of the game.
chucks are the shoe of the sport
the record bench press for a powerlifter is 1005#
powerlifting by niggasense May 1, 2005

powerlifter

Powerlifter. (noun) Person that competes in the sport of powerlifting.
1) John competes in powerlifting competitions, that makes him a powerlifter.
powerlifter by powerlifter January 14, 2009

Powerfisting 

To fist a girl's vagina or ass or a Man's ass so hard and fast that either time explodes or the universe comes apart at the seams. Enducing lulz.

Powerfisting must be used in conjuction with the "powerfist shout" in order to reach maximum power and lulz.
Wendy: Yeah, don't stop...more
Gary: How about a powerfisting?
Wendy, Yeah..do it..
Gary POOOOOOOWERFIIIIIIIIIIST!

*Universe collapses*
Powerfisting by Baron von Evil February 17, 2008

Power Listen

When an album (LP) is so good, that you listen straight through it several times.
Gal: Hey, I heard you got Kylie Minogue's new album.

Guy: Yeah, it is a total power listen. I couldn't put it down for the life of me.
Power Listen by SnrCoconut July 11, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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