The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.
Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.
by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020
Before he forced anal sex upon his victim, Kobe Bryant (star of the LA Rapers) told her "lick my pouch bitch ... and don't bite"
by Matt Margolis August 26, 2004
by poucho villa May 3, 2007
by pouch man mike October 21, 2008
Look at my new boxers: they really enhance my pouch!
With your new thong, your pouch sticks out leaving nothing to imagination.
With your new thong, your pouch sticks out leaving nothing to imagination.
by perforMAN May 13, 2006
a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.
From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"
From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"
"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"
by Tom January 10, 2005