Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.
"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."
"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
by TI07 July 13, 2008
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.
by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020
Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
by Howmuchisthefish March 9, 2017
A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
by gimmedatsammich February 12, 2009
by PouchMaster1 March 26, 2011
interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.
by daniel chen January 3, 2004