Portico Primate 

A polite way to call a person of African American decent a porch monkey. Often used to offend a person without them getting mad at you.

(White guy) You are such a Portico Primate

(Black guy) Um . . . . okay?

Portico Primate by Big AL inc. June 19, 2011

Pussy Portico 

When the mons pubis is so fat and flabby that it over hangs the top of the outer labia.

John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.

Pussy Portico by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009

anaiya portico 

the nicest person ever shes been my friend sense 2nd grade shes also very smart but all she says is ok or idk which makes me want to punch her jk i would never she also the best gacha editor ive ever seen

anaiya portico is a good person and a amazing friend

anaiya portico by jazzMusic January 26, 2022

Piston Portico

Asshole - butthole - anus - the place where fleshy pistons can be pushed into!

She took all 10" in the piston portico

Piston Portico by MudWhistle January 26, 2004

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

Spaff Portion by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

pornicopia 

A vast, localized source of pornography, such as an external 350 gig hard drive of porn rips, or a huge crate of dirty magazines.

"Gentlemen, I believe we have stumbled upon a veritable pornicopia!"

pornicopia by Anonymous March 28, 2004

pornicorn 

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.

"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

pornicorn by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006