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To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
by Jelly Pumpernickel October 04, 2012
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bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
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A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 09, 2013
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To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
by Big-OH January 23, 2009
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1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up
1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.
by Thos October 02, 2004
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1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005
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a slang word used in alternative of seamen
Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!
by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015
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