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A computer with internet access, thus porn
Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!
by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008
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the latest invasive full-body scan X-ray technology utilized by the TSA at American airports
My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
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Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.
by LilithXIII April 28, 2011
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