a person who claims to not seeporn at all , but actually sees it all FUCKIN day long !
ramsey : dude i got this super porno on my hd, check it out
tej : no dude i dont dig porn ramsey : fuck u tej your search history is nthn but badass porn ! .. u r sucha pornster .. !
A porpster is an Annette...
Often quite annoying and tries intensely hard to avoid capture and is therefore seldom seen in the wild...
has occasionally been spotted in 18th century clothing as a disguise
"Have you seen a porpster?", 'no, no one has ever seen a porpster!'