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carl poppa 

A person who hurts gingerbread boys. Especially the pretend ones. He flows. La jiggy jar jar doo. A person who doesn't like stinky tiaras, and hates sticky chairs. Would to take archery, but can't. He loves tossing bricks, it doesn't matter what type because a brick is just a brick. He can find his way through a hall without a light. He'll hit you with a femur if he has to. Wise.
"Comin' at at ya like 1, 2, walkers in the back of the club."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."
carl poppa by platoniccuddle June 7, 2016
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Bedroom Poppadom 

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms
Simmilar to plates but swedish slang. A "Poppat" is a noun and a useful object for storing fuel-rich foods such as chonkles. It is spoken to be very impressive if yoo are to store poppats in your cottage/village home. You shall be blessed by the sewer-pope with enchanted fortunes of muscles and berowananzaf for the folk nearby sweden.
"Oy boi, you lost one of your ancient swedish poppats? By my shingles, wat shall you ever eat your chonkles on, my boi?"
Poppats by Chonklebootybook June 3, 2021
From notorious B.I.G: "I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa"

"Who´s your daddy?" -> "Who´s your Poppa?"
poppa by Wizzle-Playa January 4, 2004
a title conferring great respect
What's up big poppa!
big poppa by triple 8 January 29, 2004

poppadom 

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.
A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.