A person who pays to go to the movies just to act like they're bored and spoil the experience for everyone else in the theatre.
They are unable to sit still for two hours without eating, talking or going to the bathroom. their weapons include noisy candy wrappers, perpetual cellphone conversations and whining about how they don't know what's going on in the movie because they spent the first half of it eating, urinating and talking on the phone.
Popcorn flickers have recently started attending live theatre performances. Thankfully, the house policies of no entry after the performance has started and no food in the auditorium keeps them to a minimum. For now.
Suzie: "Hey John, lets go catch a movie"
John: "Hell no Suzie! It's Saturday afternoon. The movie theatre will be full of Popcorn Flickers"
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.