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pornanoia 

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.
Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.
pornanoia by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

Poopanoid 

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad
OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?
Poopanoid by Pootastic October 15, 2010

poopalotasaurus 

a person who frequently poops massive amounts of excrement
Lindsay was in the bathroom for an hour. She is a poopalotasaurus.

Poopanoogen 

The act of reading a Stephen King book while taking a dump and texting a female cousin from your dad's side of the family.
Hey! Hurry up in there!" "Calm down! I'm poopanoogen!" "Aww, man! Now I goota poop outside!

pooranoia 

The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.
**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.
pooranoia by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011

poopanga 

Poopanga is a town in your mind, everybody eats poo there and they smudge it on their face 24/7.
oi oi lets get to poopanga to get high off poo
poopanga by trippie 25 March 12, 2020