Poopanic

The immediate sense of dread when you've already begun the process of defecation and you notice insufficient toilet paper for the deed intended.

I dropped my trousers and sat down, only to look at the roll and instantly felt poopanic.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

poopanion

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

by Poopinator October 6, 2013

Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

poopalicious

Sarcastic and purposefully immature word for "delicious".

Adam: How's your dinner?
Steve: Poopalicious!

by ryan y February 23, 2005

Pooparican

A trashy, classless, lisping, peurtorican hoe, generally named Maria, that deserves to be mung jumped (see Mung Jumping) Pooparicans are typically poopy, inside and out. It is normally apparent that they cannot afford to shower, as their hair is greasy, and teeth are the same color as there skin (poop colored) and their facial features are smushed together into the center of their face. (example Jay Leno)

WARNING POOPARICANS ARE TOXIC, if you come into contact with one, IMMEDIATELY douse yourself with anti-bacterial soap, and take a trip to the clinic to get an HIV test!

Work Experience: basically looking like shit (no pun intended), spreading STD's to numerous men in one night, and some prostitution.

How to spot a pooparican: LOOK IN THE TOILET!

SK: Maria's skin is the color of poop
LA: Yeah, I know she's a Pooparican

by Sarah and Lucy February 26, 2008

poopnickel

Small, pellet sized pieces of human feces

Me: So did you hear about what Edgar did when he was drunk at Paul's house?

Friend: No, what happend?

Me: He locked himself in the bathroom and shat all over the place, leaving poopnickels on the bathroom floor!

Friend: Gross.

by lounger52 July 9, 2010

Poopalicious

Describing something tht is very unpleasent. A bad taste or in bad taste. A very annoying or obnoxious behavior or trait. Describing something that is or has an undesirable effect or mood.

Joe: How was work?
Tom: Poopalicious.
Tanya: How was my stew John?
John: It was very poopalicious.

by sueme17 March 29, 2011