Pookaki

When you cum on to poop. Also when you shit and get the urge to masturbate. The sound of the plop is so arousing that you cream all over the place.

I just pookakied all over that turd.

Pookaki by capt. Jamo November 5, 2019

poofka 

The lower belly of a cat that hangs close to the floor when it is walking or standing

I thought my cat was pregnant but it was just her poofka

poofka by MizzaTheMagicPizza July 5, 2022

Pooka Bear

A majestic creature who is the god of all that lives in the clouds. They are the guardians of the planet to protect humanity. Pooka’s have the traits of everything you would want.

That man who saved another’s life has shown traits like a Pooka Bear

Pooka Bear by Llama goat July 5, 2018

Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?

*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*

Noonka Poonka by Because I am right August 10, 2010

Pooka 

"From old celtic mythology; A fairy spirit in animal form, always very large. The Pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one. A benign but mischievous creature. Very fond of rum pots, crack pots, and how are you Mr. Wilson?"
-Harvey, 1950

"Oh you can't miss him Mrs. Chumley. He's a Pooka"
"A Pooka? Is that something new?
"No no, as I understand it that's something very old"

Pooka by PortalMonkey January 7, 2009

pookkake 

Similar to a bukkake, but way more intense. Consists of a group of men (at least 20 or more) that take separate turns shitting on a girls face, hair, and tits. The girl that is getting shit on usually rubs the fecal matter all over her entire body. A pookkake requires a pookkake tarp because a pookkake can be quite messy. Most girls have several orgasms during a single pookkake session.

Guy: Hey sis, do you want to be the focal point of a pookkake tonight?

Girl: Maybe, what is a pookkake?

Guy: Don't worry, it's similar to a bukkake but a lot more fun.

Girl: Sounds good, count me in.

pookkake by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

pookakke 

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.

Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).

pookakke by dave August 29, 2003