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Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed
pooed by Chonatin October 8, 2013
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pomeshèe 

/`Pom-eh-shay/

noun/verb

1.a powder-like substance used to de-suction sticky substances

2. Used in an episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” Used in episode 420: “Squidward’s Sticky Situation”

3. A growth of a third kidney

4. A offensive word to describe squids
As Squidward Put on his Pomeshèe, he felt allot less sticky.
pomeshèe by Pomeshèe October 15, 2021
Related Words
Pooesta pones pooey Poges Podestrian PoesKlap pokeslut pooass poobes Poeskak
A person who gets great pleasure in delivering a silent fart
Whilst travelling in the escalator I could smell something horrible - it has to be a 'Poobsh'
Poobsh by Bimblam December 29, 2007
An alternative title for referring to Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) leader, Julius Malema.
That Poes Malema stole millions from VBS Bank.
Julius Malema is a Poes.
Julius Malema isn't a fighter or a Gucci revolutionary; he's merely a Poes.
Poes by Mbuyiseni Ndlozi September 11, 2019
Poes, 'noun' (pronounced pŏŏs, poo-s, or p-uss) is a South African slang term used most commonly in the Western Cape region.

It's place of origin has not yet been recorded.

Meaning cunt or pussy, it is typically considered a foul word as it is often used to refer to or describe something with great disgust.

It can be used as to refer to something or someone in an impolite manner.

It's most common usage is in reference to someone else's mother.
In reference to someone else's mother:

Jou ma se poes (literally- your mother's cunt)

In reference to someone distastefully:

Joe: Tony, you watch Dr. Phil last night?
Tony: That poes never knows what he's talking about.

In reference to an inanimate object with distaste:

Joe: Get out and push, Tony.
Tony: This car's poes, man.

Poes by EZMickey January 18, 2009
Origin - Afrikaans
Meaning - "Pussy" or "Vagina"
Come now, dont be a poes.
Poes by Beardly in Africa February 17, 2017

PoesKlap 

A nasty and very effective smack upside the head. Afrikaans Origin and derived from Poes (vagina) Klap (smack)
Barry needs a PoesKlap
PoesKlap by The Pant May 30, 2006