5 definitions by EZMickey
Naai, 'noun'(pronounced N-ahy), verb, Naai-ing, adjective Naai-er.
Naai is a South African Afrikaans slang term meaning fuck.
It originates from the literal Afrikaans word of the same name which means 'stitch' or 'sew'.
It is most commonly spoken in the Western Province city, Cape Town and, as with the word fuck, it's meaning's vary depending on the use of the word.
It can be used in reference to sex or having sex as well as an expression of disagreement or distaste. It's also quite commonly used as an impolite way of referring to someone.
Naai is a South African Afrikaans slang term meaning fuck.
It originates from the literal Afrikaans word of the same name which means 'stitch' or 'sew'.
It is most commonly spoken in the Western Province city, Cape Town and, as with the word fuck, it's meaning's vary depending on the use of the word.
It can be used in reference to sex or having sex as well as an expression of disagreement or distaste. It's also quite commonly used as an impolite way of referring to someone.
In reference to sex:
Joe: You know, I hate getting leg cramps when I naai.
Tony: Me too, but your mom doesn't seem to mind.
As an expression of disagreement:
Joe: For a million bucks, would you Toss-
Tony: Naai.
As an expression of distaste:
Joe: Tony, I forgot to-
Tony: Throw the naai milk out when it's off!
As an impolite reference to someone:
Joe: Tony, you can be such a naaier.
Joe: You know, I hate getting leg cramps when I naai.
Tony: Me too, but your mom doesn't seem to mind.
As an expression of disagreement:
Joe: For a million bucks, would you Toss-
Tony: Naai.
As an expression of distaste:
Joe: Tony, I forgot to-
Tony: Throw the naai milk out when it's off!
As an impolite reference to someone:
Joe: Tony, you can be such a naaier.
by EZMickey January 18, 2009
Skommel 'verb' (pronounced Skoh-mil)
Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.
It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.
Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.
It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.
Joe: Tony, why do you always run away from your dog once you've finished washing him?
Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.
Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.
by EZMickey January 17, 2009
Awe 'noun' (pronounced Ah-Weh) is one of the most commonly used slang terms most spoken in Cape Town, South Africa and the most used slang word across all races in the country.
It's versatility as a word is what makes it so common. It's generally used as a greeting, but can also be used as an exclamation of agreement or excitement.
The actual origin of this word has not yet been recorded.
It's versatility as a word is what makes it so common. It's generally used as a greeting, but can also be used as an exclamation of agreement or excitement.
The actual origin of this word has not yet been recorded.
As a greeting:
Joe: Tony, watsup?
Tony: Awe!
As an exclamation of agreement:
Joe: Isn't that Stacy's Mom?
Tony: Awe!
As an exclamation of excitement:
Joe: Hey, Tony, guess who's got 500gb of porn.
Tony: Awe!
Joe: Tony, watsup?
Tony: Awe!
As an exclamation of agreement:
Joe: Isn't that Stacy's Mom?
Tony: Awe!
As an exclamation of excitement:
Joe: Hey, Tony, guess who's got 500gb of porn.
Tony: Awe!
by EZMickey January 17, 2009
Pron. "mung". Adjective.
Etymology: From Kaapse Dialek/Kaapse Afrikaans originating from in the Cape Flats area of Cape Town, South Africa.
Meaning: To be convicted of a crime and subsequently go to prison. This word can also be used to describe general missteps where a sincere attempt is undermined by a spectacular failure, such as falling over or injuring oneself.
Etymology: From Kaapse Dialek/Kaapse Afrikaans originating from in the Cape Flats area of Cape Town, South Africa.
Meaning: To be convicted of a crime and subsequently go to prison. This word can also be used to describe general missteps where a sincere attempt is undermined by a spectacular failure, such as falling over or injuring oneself.
Joe: What happened to Oscar Pistorious?
Tony: He manged after killing his wife.
Joe: My gate is locked, but we can just jump the fence.
Tony: Are you jas? Jy gat lekker hard mang.
Tony: He manged after killing his wife.
Joe: My gate is locked, but we can just jump the fence.
Tony: Are you jas? Jy gat lekker hard mang.
by EZMickey July 7, 2023
Poes, 'noun' (pronounced pŏŏs, poo-s, or p-uss) is a South African slang term used most commonly in the Western Cape region.
It's place of origin has not yet been recorded.
Meaning cunt or pussy, it is typically considered a foul word as it is often used to refer to or describe something with great disgust.
It can be used as to refer to something or someone in an impolite manner.
It's most common usage is in reference to someone else's mother.
It's place of origin has not yet been recorded.
Meaning cunt or pussy, it is typically considered a foul word as it is often used to refer to or describe something with great disgust.
It can be used as to refer to something or someone in an impolite manner.
It's most common usage is in reference to someone else's mother.
In reference to someone else's mother:
Jou ma se poes (literally- your mother's cunt)
In reference to someone distastefully:
Joe: Tony, you watch Dr. Phil last night?
Tony: That poes never knows what he's talking about.
In reference to an inanimate object with distaste:
Joe: Get out and push, Tony.
Tony: This car's poes, man.
Jou ma se poes (literally- your mother's cunt)
In reference to someone distastefully:
Joe: Tony, you watch Dr. Phil last night?
Tony: That poes never knows what he's talking about.
In reference to an inanimate object with distaste:
Joe: Get out and push, Tony.
Tony: This car's poes, man.
by EZMickey January 18, 2009