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poodangle 

crap that hangs from your bung hole.
I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.
poodangle by Punkdewde September 28, 2003
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Poodangle 

to leave school without a parent/ gardians consent
Hey do you want to poodangle second period today?
Poodangle by james highgobotam April 5, 2005

Poodanking 

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.
I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........
Poodanking by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Poontangling 

The art of seduction wherein the male of the species slays some poon or vagina.
Well boys, I'd love to stay, but I got some poontangling to do tonight...

Pootanging 

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!
"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"
Pootanging by Toe massive September 22, 2009

Poodancing 

When you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing
Bro just get out of the bathroom I'm literally poodancing
Poodancing by Rainbowsparklewee January 6, 2017