poo poo platta 

A plate of poop that looks like real food, only it's all brown and squishy.

1. "Mamma! lets eat a poo poo platta!"

poo poo platta by Jhonna June 15, 2008

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

I'll have the poo-poo platter by Telephony September 19, 2014

Poo poo platter 

Similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of pooping into the toilet tank, the pooper deficates onto the overturned tank lid. The tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. The bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.

Steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter I made for him.

Poo poo platter by TheBizIzKing October 26, 2011

Poo poo platter 

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.

John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat

Poo poo platter by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

poo poo platter 

A platter of poo poo

"hey dude pass over the poo poo platter please"

poo poo platter by Sam Anderson August 31, 2008

Poo poo platter 

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

Poo poo platter by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

poopoo platter 

Poopoo platter is a variation on name of the the Chinese dish; pupu platter. Poopoo platter refers to a load of shit left in a toilet thoughtfully left for you by the previous occupant. Generally by the time you've discovered the delicacy, it's turned the toilet water a murky brown, as the turds have started to disintegrate.

Hey asshole, didn't your mother teach you how to flush a toilet?! The next time I find a load of your poopoo platter left in the toilet, you're gonna eat it!

poopoo platter by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009