Stop Posting about among us 

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

Stop Posting about among us by woohoowi March 26, 2021

The Catherine Poutine 

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014

schizo-posting 

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

schizo-posting by craig99214 June 30, 2018

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontiac Syndrome 

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

Pontiac Syndrome by chingaleta December 31, 2008

fed posting 

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.

fed posting by Blueiceman January 7, 2021

laser pointing 

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

laser pointing by Chanukah October 23, 2019