polygraph

–noun
1. an instrument for receiving and recording simultaneously tracings of variations in certain body activities.
2. a test using such an instrument to determine if a person is telling the truth.

3. lie detector.
4. an apparatus for producing copies of a drawing or writing.
5. a prolific or versatile author.

–verb (used with object)
6. to test (a person) with a polygraph.

Now my heart needs a polygraph, I was so eager to pack my bags when I really want to stay.

polygraph by C. A. D. March 5, 2009

potographer 

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.

My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever

potographer by Creativecaveman October 25, 2018

Polygaphobia

Intolerant views or speech against those in a polygamous relationship. Often linked to Islamophobia, as bigots won't respect important aspects of their culture. Cuck is a well known slur word against polygamous citizens.

Bill: Ha, that guy is a cuck. He lets his wife stay with Tyrone and Jamal without divorcing her.

Anna: Stop being such a bigot, it's 2017, I can't believe we haven't gotten passed polygaphobia!

Polygaphobia by ModernDayFeminist August 9, 2017

Polygraphigon 

A compliment for a male.

"He looks like a Polygraphigon, yea fam."

Polygraphigon by Roysina July 4, 2022

Posegrapher 

A regular band kid/weenie trying to be a photographer.

Just because you have a camera doesn't make you a photographer.

Professional Photographer: What media are you working for?
Posegrapher: These are just for me to look at. I just want to use my expensive camera to get a picture of Alex Gaskarth's face.

Posegrapher by BPhotos. November 1, 2010

pollygraph 

A device that supposedly determines if a parrot is telling the truth.

Polygraph machines are notoriously inaccurate and unreliable (i.e., they're easy to "beat" by simply going without sleep for two days before the test, and they merely sense if you're nervous, they cannot actually tell if you're lying, and so there are plenty of false positives just because the subject is scared or anxious), but a pollygraph would be even more useless, since a bird doesn't even actually know what it's saying... it merely imitates what it's heard, and so it has no idea if the words it's mindlessly squawking are the truth of not.

pollygraph by QuacksO September 10, 2019

Potagrapher

Someone who is so bad at photography, their pictures looks like it was taken by a potato.

“Now that he’s bought a DSLR, Chad thinks he’s a real photographer, but as far as I can tell, it’s more like potagrapher”

Potagrapher by Kakou April 11, 2021