polish rocket 

Doing a "farmer". Blowing snot by blocking one nostril with your thumb and blowing hard. Disgusting snot blowing usually done by rednecks, hillbillies and drunks.

My redneck neighbour was congested and drunk and put a nice Polish rocket into the garden, much to the chagrin of his wife and my wife.

polish rocket by Kevlar177 April 17, 2014

The Polish Rocket

When you rub your dick between the lips and ass of a female during intercourse. But instead of the true act of sexual penitration, you just think your in. Your dick is the rocket, and Polish because Polish people are said to never do anything totally correct.

Billy was having sex with a girl and thought he was in but kept sliding his dick between the lips of the vagina and the bottom of the ass crack. Pulling the Polish Rocket!

The Polish Rocket by Gahry Rahn March 27, 2008

Polish a Rocket 

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

Polish a Rocket by jackdeath May 30, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012