Top Definition
When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009
When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.
"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"
by LazerNips November 12, 2009
when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell
"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"
by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006
to not wash ever like i mean ever just when people die or get married.
brigitte, richard and dianne has a polish shower always
by glen73 June 15, 2009
To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.

"To go wipe your butt again."
"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."
by assomatic March 10, 2010
When a man pisses into the wind.
Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.
by kmike566 December 14, 2007
A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.
Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.
by Polish Girl 3 May 03, 2003
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