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podestaphile 

A lover of evil retrograde totalitarians masquerading as Democrats, whether in ignorance or with devotion of a serf, or in Illuminati subservience seeking benefits. The word originates from PODESTA which was the title of a regional chief magistrate during medieval times + -PHILE a lover of or preference for the subject of the suffix.
The word's use began during the 2106 US Presidential Election cycle, after the complete failure of the Democratic Party to represent anything approaching democratic principles. Beginning with their superdelegates lording over the people's choice, then came the top down violation of Party neutrality witnessed in the circumvention of the Democratic selection of their candidate by popular vote.

Despite the individual's removal from the primary process, Party loyalists still turned out to vote for someone ON RECORD advocating the fixing of foreign free and Democratic elections to represent Democracy to the world. The truth in her own voice was not what they wanted to hear, even though the rest of the world had heard Hillary say the Palestinian election had to be fixed? Even after being defeated in the general election, a democratic process would not stem such blind devotion to leadership and would drive them into the streets in violent upheaval. A podestaphile loves their leadership in blind devotion with no regard for Democracy, principle or integrity.
That podestaphile rapper, Rick Ross, looks like one too many babies drove him mad enough to say the only thing anyone can say in America that will put you in jail for a long time.
podestaphile by The PaxMacian November 16, 2016
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K.S. Polestar 1 

Currently the best car right now.

It made its ultimate debut in the 2019, Need For Speed: Heat.
I finally unlocked the K.S. Polestar 1, and it’ sexy but really fucking slow!

pole strap 

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
pole strap by pillboxhat June 2, 2010

Polestar 

A boss in the video game Sin & Punishment that requires you to use manual, non-lockon shots for the first time, since lockon shots are weaker and cannot destroy it in time. Players asking how to defeat this boss on GameFAQs boards will be beaten to death with Saki's sword gun thingy.

(yes, this is a nod to ShadowZero313's definitions of the n00b bridge and n00b tube from Super Metroid.)
hay guys theres this 1 boss called "polestar" and i get it down to liek 30 HP and then i die HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polestar by G-Suck January 26, 2008

poopstrapped

Unable to do something urgently because of sitting on the toilet and pooping.
Mom could not prevent her child from going into the kitchen because she was poopstrapped
poopstrapped by busy_mom12 April 24, 2014

palestra'd 

What happens when the Drexel basketball team plays at the Palestra, the basketball court at the University of Pennsylvania - ticky-tack fouls, cheap three-pointers, refs looking at cheerleaders when a Drexel player is fouled.
WHAT? That's a jump ball, and there's a foul on Phil Goss instead? Geez, Phil just got palestra'd.
palestra'd by Thumbs December 7, 2004

polecrap 

Residue or crust left behind on the pole after a night of bottomless pole dancing.
The customers demanded to lick off the polecrap after Suzie slithered down.
polecrap by aromamaster July 14, 2010