by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.
by T. Erdelyi May 29, 2007
A turn of phrase used to describe someone’s polite attempt to partake in an unfamiliar custom or tradition when it is clear the person is highly uncomfortable.
Alejandra: Steve, your mom looks like she’s really enjoying my niece’s Quinceañera!
Steve: Babe, my mom is a keen racist. She’s just pokin’ the momo until she gets to go home.
Steve: Babe, my mom is a keen racist. She’s just pokin’ the momo until she gets to go home.
by Leftmarx April 13, 2018
"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."
by scannin April 5, 2006
When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.
Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."
Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"
Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"
by xbassistdoodx June 16, 2011
god i can't believe taylor is pokin the trash bag every night and cant get it up for any other girl even if he tries
by makelatackela June 3, 2006
Going out pulling on car handles .. hoping they unlocked ..So they can possibly steal items from the cars
Can be charged with felony attempted burglary
Can be charged with felony attempted burglary
by The Concentrate Queen July 27, 2022