7 definitions by xbassistdoodx

Titan Titties

Boobs so big, they're god-like in size.

Guy 1: "Look at those chesticles. Those things have to be at least double E's"

Guy 2: "For sure. That bitch ha some titan titties!

by xbassistdoodx August 25, 2012

grumpy cowboy

Like the reverse cowgirl, but while doing reverse pushups.

Zach Statler: I gave that girl a sick grumpy cowboy last night, it was so good she made me wear a cowboy hat and boots.

by xbassistdoodx September 6, 2010

307

When a guy slams two girls at one time in a hotel bathroom the night of their collective prom.

When his friends found out he pulled off a 307 at the Holiday Inn, they knew he'd walk the halls a little bit prouder the rest of his high school career.

by xbassistdoodx June 16, 2011

Root Brewski

Another word for root beer, usually used by a person who doesn't drink after a person who does drink says they could go for a brewski (beer).

Jason- "Man, I could really go for a brewski right now."

Matt- "I sure could go for a root brewski"

by xbassistdoodx September 25, 2010

peehole virgin

A man who has never put his penis into a peehole.

Tyler Albee is a gay ass peehole virgin.

by xbassistdoodx September 6, 2010

Virgin slut

A girl who has never actually had sex, but has done everything else a plethora of times.

"This bitch is one dirty virgin slut. She's had more fingers in her than a house bowling ball."

by xbassistdoodx February 26, 2012

Pokin till it's broken

When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.

Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."

Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"

by xbassistdoodx June 16, 2011