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Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

pocketed 

Adjective used to describe a person whose shirt pocket has been ripped off in the process of pocketing. Often, someone who has been pocketed also chooses to engage in the process of pocketing others.
Michael was pocketed so many times that he no longer has any pockets on his school uniforms.
Michael is now a pocketer who attempts ensure that others are pocketed because he is jealous of their abundance of pockets.

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

Peckwater 

Peckwater is a Estate based in Kentish Town NW5. Home of the gang called Peckwater that beef the gang activegxng
Yo dude wanna go to Peckwater and play football
Peckwater by Meek it’s January 24, 2021

Slick Pocketed 

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.

Pock Eater 

(Extension of Pock) Someone who is very good at something they do. World Class Footballers,Being very good a Fifa.
Luke: "Ayo blud you see Rooneys goal?"
Richard: "Yes fam, Rooney is a Pock Eater"
Pock Eater by magicrico July 27, 2011