Plounge 

Stands for "Plush Lounge". A plounge is a space which has been created for the express purpose of lounging around in hedonistic bliss. They are cushy and "plush", typically having many pillows and warm (furry) blankets. The lighting and decoration is sensual, warm and inviting. A Plounge has something of a magnetic pull which draws people into it's clutches. Once in the Plounge, many experience temporal anomalies where time loses meaning. It can be enjoyed alone but is much more commonly found with several Plouge-o-nauts simultaneously riding the cushy waves.

Man, that is a SICK Plounge!

Plounge by Astro the Plounge-o-naut May 1, 2011

plonga-plongo 

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.

Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo

plonga-plongo by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021

Plongis 

Noun - a creature that is substational and vast (gargantuan)

Look at plongis over there

Plongis by Irdle December 9, 2021

Porngub 

When you have big fingers and accidentally hit g instead of h

I meant to type pornhub but typed porngub because of my big fingers

Porngub by Furrys aren't shit November 28, 2019

Pornguyver 

1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.

2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.

Definition 1)
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?

Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?

Pornguyver by MephistoQC May 1, 2008

porngram 

Text, IM, or email sex.

Wait outside while I read this porngram that just came in from my quantum fuck.

porngram by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

porngy 

When you use multiple computer screens to watch different porn at the same time, so that you imagine yourself in an orgy with all of them.

Dude, I just bought a third monitor for the sole purpose of having a porngy.

Forever alone, bro. Forever alone.

porngy by Bonne Jovi October 28, 2013