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when animals or even people fall in love with plates and feel the need to rub their faces all over it and lick it and have sex with it
human: wow thats a pretty sexy plate

cat: i think im gonna fuck it

human: plateiality is for wierdos and also cats called violine
by travisomglookwhatidid June 19, 2010
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