pitnitch Share definition Flag An umbrella term used to categorize anyone being any of the usual negative terms such as jerk, douche, prick, or asshole. Ted stole my towel, what a pitnitchStop being a pitnitch and finish your brew pitnitch by ElGatoTheManCat December 6, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the pitnitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch