Pedtextrian 

Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.

Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!

Pedtextrian by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

pedtextrian 

One who walks and texts at the same time, generally not regarding those around them.

I was nearly knocked down twice today on the sidewalk by pedtextrians.

pedtextrian by enochall May 3, 2011

pigestrian 

A pigeon walking on the sidewalk.

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."

pigestrian by cdafox April 13, 2010

petextrian 

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.

petextrian by gnemo November 16, 2009

Pedextrian 

A person who is walking while engrossed in the use of an electronic device; such as reading an email, sending a text or browsing the internet and is distracted from the happenings going on around them.

Sally was being a Pedextrian at lunch and walked right into the busy intersection!

Pedextrian by Safety Scott June 19, 2018