3 definitions by shamrock32

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Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.
Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!
by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

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Events people seek when they've had enough of being a homogeneous drone subscribing to society's mainstream (i.e. football, baseball, basketball, etc.). These are the emergent, unexpected and sometimes outrageous events people seek to celebrate all the things that made us unique.
Susie: I'm sick and tired of watching football every Sunday. Is there a fringe event going on so we can change it up a bit?
Pam: In fact there is. Let's head down to the Bay Fields to catch some live-action Segway Polo.
Susie: Sounds great!
by Shamrock32 November 15, 2009

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Phenomenon that occurs when you can't decide what to wear.
Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.
by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

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