When people play with puppets, it's called puppetry, when crickets build castles or get together to rub their feet together to chirp, it's called cricketry. Not to be confused with trickery.
by cdafox June 7, 2010

First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)
by cdafox July 15, 2010

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..
by cdafox July 16, 2010

by cdafox December 15, 2010

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."
by cdafox April 13, 2010

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.
by cdafox May 19, 2010

Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.
Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
by cdafox August 3, 2011
