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by cdafox October 21, 2010
Get the junior friday mug.Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.
Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
by cdafox August 3, 2011
Get the silience mug.First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)
by cdafox July 15, 2010
Get the inflationship mug.Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk
"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."
Or
"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."
Or
"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"
by cdafox April 13, 2010
Get the vajillain mug.Wi-fi internet connection from an unauthorized source, and accessing it when you're supposed to be at work.
Since my company decided to monitor our internet usage, I've been using my iPhone to access a sly-fi network from another company nearby to check my facebook and watch you-tube videos.
by cdafox July 13, 2011
Get the sly-fi mug.I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 22, 2009
Get the ghost herpes mug.When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.
Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
by cdafox May 7, 2010
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