cdafox's definitions

vajillain

Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk

"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."

Or

"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"

by cdafox April 13, 2010

silience

Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?

This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.

by cdafox August 3, 2011

sly-fi

Wi-fi internet connection from an unauthorized source, and accessing it when you're supposed to be at work.

Since my company decided to monitor our internet usage, I've been using my iPhone to access a sly-fi network from another company nearby to check my facebook and watch you-tube videos.

by cdafox July 13, 2011

cricketry

The act of being a cricket. Doing cricket-like things.

When people play with puppets, it's called puppetry, when crickets build castles or get together to rub their feet together to chirp, it's called cricketry. Not to be confused with trickery.

by cdafox June 7, 2010

junior friday

Thursday

e.g. Is it Friday yet?
No, but it's junior Friday :)

by cdafox October 21, 2010

pigestrian

A pigeon walking on the sidewalk.

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."

by cdafox April 13, 2010

shylock shoes

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.

e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"

by cdafox May 19, 2010