pitchfork

Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.

While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans

by Cary the B August 1, 2006

Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

by newword1666 November 21, 2011

Pitchfork

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.

I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.

by Matt Banks November 26, 2003

pitchforks

now known as the hick version of the switchblades from carson!! the pitchforks!!!!!!!

i am gonna take this here pitchfork and shove it up ur ass!!!!!!!

by strickt-ly us... March 19, 2005

Pitchfork

To pull out a bitches intestines with your barb wire cock

Mike pitchforked Claudia she bleed out on the floor.

by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019

pitchforker

A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.

people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality

by the don85 October 27, 2013

pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary

That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.

by caseman7 June 4, 2009