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1.
A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.
You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!
by newword1666 November 20, 2011
 
2.
The male version of scissoring.
Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked.
by Holetrain March 09, 2014
 
3.
To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.
Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.
by mous3 May 25, 2011