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When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.
Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010