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piss rifle 

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
piss rifle by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.
Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.
pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014

Pissified 

the condition of being pissed off, angry, or generally agitated. More angry than usual, but in a somewhat refined manner.
My mom found the dirty magazines under my bed--she's really pissified
Pissified by CherylRickett January 23, 2008

pissicle 

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.
You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.
pissicle by Public_ice November 23, 2010

Meat Seeking Pissile

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

pissicle 

Like an icicle, but with a strange arome and an even stranger color.
Dude, I thought it was an icicle, but it's really a pissicle.
pissicle by Jaggo March 21, 2004